Bore
There once was a poem It should have been sent
It was quite a bore, To a distant shore.
It had no heart Then appeared a tiny change
Not even a core. A small crack in the door,
It should have been erased But after another look
To and fore, It might be better on the floor.
To save me and you It was as green
From the gore. And moldy as a spore,
It contained no modern history Toss it to the wind
Or even ancient history lore. And watch it soar.
It went on and on As you plod through it
And on some more. Don't keep score,
It seemed to penetrate And above all
Every pore, Try not to snore.
It was so bad it hurt You now know why the author
Like an open sore. Was so poor,
It raked the skin He tried and tried
As through the heart it tore, But it was too big a chore.
Line after line, word after word And just when you thought
On and on it wore. There was nothing else in store,
It was worse than a stable Just this last stanza
In the days of yore, To make you roar.
Forevermore.
Ivan
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