| Bore | ||||||||||
| There once was a poem | It should have been sent | |||||||||
| It was quite a bore, | To a distant shore. | |||||||||
| It had no heart | Then appeared a tiny change | |||||||||
| Not even a core. | A small crack in the door, | |||||||||
| It should have been erased | But after another look | |||||||||
| To and fore, | It might be better on the floor. | |||||||||
| To save me and you | It was as green | |||||||||
| From the gore. | And moldy as a spore, | |||||||||
| It contained no modern history | Toss it to the wind | |||||||||
| Or even ancient history lore. | And watch it soar. | |||||||||
| It went on and on | As you plod through it | |||||||||
| And on some more. | Don't keep score, | |||||||||
| It seemed to penetrate | And above all | |||||||||
| Every pore, | Try not to snore. | |||||||||
| It was so bad it hurt | You now know why the author | |||||||||
| Like an open sore. | Was so poor, | |||||||||
| It raked the skin | He tried and tried | |||||||||
| As through the heart it tore, | But it was too big a chore. | |||||||||
| Line after line, word after word | And just when you thought | |||||||||
| On and on it wore. | There was nothing else in store, | |||||||||
| It was worse than a stable | Just this last stanza | |||||||||
| In the days of yore, | To make you roar. | |||||||||
| Forevermore. | ||||||||||
| Ivan | ||||||||||