Buddy WHAT BUDDY ATE LAST YEAR...

Biscuits, cookies, crackers, cheese.
Leaves and roots and acorns
Fallen from trees.
Little rocks, styrofoam, coffee maker top.
Chew toys, magazines, linty cough drop.
A christmas CD, pizza crust.
Tennis balls, squeaky balls, balls of dust.
Chicken fat, steak grizzle,
Cat food, pears.
Soccer leg pads, pepperoni,
Wooden legs from chairs.
Band-aids, paperclips, old stuffed cat.
Buttons. blanket fringe, red sox hat.
Wrappers from anything, napkins and bugs.
Whatever I left on the ground,
Floors and rugs.
Twigs, grass and feathers,
A catcher's mitt and snow glove.
And that's just the stuff Buddy ate
That I know of.

This ran in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution on 1/19/2003.     (by Guy Gilcrest)