Bumper stickers and other sayings.
- PEEL OFF BACKING AND ADHERE TO BUMPER
- Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
- A day without sunshine is like... NIGHT.
- All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
- Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.
- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
- Half the people you know are below average.
- I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
- If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
- If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- What if there were no hypothetical questions?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
- When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
- Saw it… Wanted it… Had a fit… Got it!
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- BUMPER STICKER!
- This is my other car.
- Shhhh. Driver Asleep.
- Don't Wash. Dirt test in progress.
- CAUTION - Driver legally blonde.
- I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe?
- If you can read this, please flip me back over.
- My car goes 0 - 60 and I'm proud.
- Don't drink and drive. You might spill.
- Honk if you love peace and quiet.
- If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
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